December 2011
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
gabbygascon:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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I remember my first day on tumblr...
I was like
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62truck:
—Tommy Gavin 1X1
Mom: Did you eat yet, are you hungry?
Me: Mom, I'm a teenager. My stomach is a bottomless pit.
mudandcamo:
“You might be a redneck if your tires on your truck cost more than your truck.”
I love how all the alcoholic high schoolers used...